I know it's been a long time, and I know most people aren't reading this anymore, but..

I found it hard to blog over the past few months. Dwindling numbers, low drive, unappreciation for my attempts at humor, nudity, and thought provoking discussion kind of turned me off. It still has turned me off to an extent, but I thought it would be appropriate to say something to all you hardcore fans out there who've been looking for another entry like stoners wait for the next sublime album to come out (yes, I know that's impossible, but I heard a stoner say one time they wanted it to happen).

I graduate in a month.

Let that sink in

College has taught me a few things, and none of them are dependent on my major. Anyone who tries to tell you or people you know that your major matters is dead wrong.

I'm not dating anyone, I'm not trying to, I am still living with my parents, I am going to have to find a job soon, and I am a sexy bitch still. Nude pictures available on request.

If you read this/want to know more/want to see more, comment and I will be more prone to write more. Otherwise, Shakesperean au revoirs and lovelies, I'm out.